Oh I so want to be noticed. The critics are right. You see, no one ever noticed me growing up. And I was stuck in self-pity, loneliness and doubt.

I was so timid, scared and afraid of the big old world that awaited; so afraid to try new things, I wasnt very smart, good looking or athletic?

Just a poor little child so afraid from a poor family; I knew I would never really amount to much you see? So of course this why I write articles so they will notice me? I have come to post articles online only because it is free?

As a matter of fact no one has ever noticed me when I was young growing up? Oh dearest, I am so ashamed you found me out, I feel like an imposter now.

Oh, you blew my cover, oh no what shall I do now, with my self? While I was young no one even knew my name in the city I grew up in.

http://www.carwashguys.com/history/museum1.shtml

Still to this day, I need attention so desperately so, you see I care what you think Nancy dont you know? I really do, as you're a loving and caring individual with such a kind heart.

Please do not tell anyone of my fears inside and how I need more attention because, well I just never have gotten any, either as a child growing up, as a teen or now.

http://www.carwashguys.com/innews.html

And if you think I just was cars you are so right, I am just a lowly car washer, never done anything in my life really, always been a miserable failure? Sure thats it?

Truth is I have tried like hell to stay out of the limelight in my retirement at age 40. Dear Critic, what about resumes? Lets compare if you dare? I see Mrs. Critic you failed to put up your information up as you slammed my existence, are you a real person or using anonymity to annoy me?

Think on this in 2006, as there is a new law on the books, havent heard. Do not mistake my acts of kindness in giving to the world as a sign of weakness, as nothing could be further from the truth.

You see Nancy, I will put my resume at age 35 up against a million resumes and I am pretty certain which percentile I will be in. But what is the point? Does it matter really BTW 3700 articles today and 28,000 article views to hit 1 million. Do you have any articles here at all, any wisdom to depart, knowledge what?

I looked for your name; none come up. Is that your real name? Or are you hiding something Mrs. Critic? I hereby challenge you. Pick an industry, pick a topic, pick a sport, pick a skill, pick anything, I hereby challenge you dearest Critic. Bring it on. So then maybe then the whole world might notice me. So please world notice me, I want to be noticed. So I write articles, so please oh please wont you notice me?