All businesses worry about lawsuits because we live in such a ridiculous litigious society. It is truly unfortunate and yet this is what happens, business owners live in fear. You never know when an employee is going to claim they were injured at work to sue you and then go water skiing on vacation. You never know when a non-customer will stage a slip and fall injury and sue your company.

Below are some super tips to try to minimize your business from falling victim to the professional parasites of the world.

1.) Be careful in hiring employees and ask them about previous lawsuits to employers, write what they say on their application and have them sign it.

2.) Have placards on your entrances such as; Watch Your Step!

3.) Mention in casual conversation how your family members are ruthless lawyers.

4.) Act broke, never disclose how much money you are making.

5.) Complain to employees about all the bills in your business and how little money ever becomes profit.

6.) Never disrespect employees or customers; those disrespected will sometimes seek revenge.

7.) If you do have suit filed against you hire the most politically connected lawyer from the biggest law firm to have a little chat with the suing attorney. Perhaps they may reconsider their bad choice in suing you.

If you do get sued rip the other party to shreds and make it well known how bad the other party lost and got slaughtered into oblivion. Let the rumors take it from there, this will prevent and Act II in the future. Consider all this in 2006.